Posted by
Fred of the Great Mojave on Tuesday, July 10, 2007 1:22:46 AM
White House Scandals – They set the standard (the low standard).
Scooter Libby Not Going to Jail – Bill was convicted of the same crime and didn’t get squat for punishment. He did lose his license to practice law in Arkansas. (Like he was really going to work again).
Presidential Pardons in General – Bill finished up with a list of pardons about the size of the Cleveland phone book. There were a lot of donors and buddies in that list too.
Bush Not Catching Bin Laden - He was handed to Bill on a platter, and he passed. Next stop, Afghanistan.
Ugly Children – Hey, how did this get in here!
Firing Federal Prosecutors – The Clintons sacked the whole lot of them. Even the one working on their Whitewater case. Throw in a bunch of travel office workers for good measure.
Global Warming – These two jetsetters have enough combined hot air to turn Iceland into Florida.
Raising Taxes on the Rich – There will probably be a tax exemption for “Speech Income”.
Trophy Wives – Bill’s only trophy is a moose head on the rec room wall. (Or is that a bust of Hill?) Sorry, cheap shot.
Marital Fidelity – What is Bill going to do if he has to live with Hillary for four years? Oh my! How many square feet in the White House?